I just read in the Gothamist blog that the MTV series "The Real World" will be shooting it's 21st season in Brooklyn this summer! The speculation is that MTV will be filming in Williamsburg. I stopped watching that show after I graduated high school and realized it's got to be one of the dumbest, phoniest shows on the face of the planet, that was after the San Fransisco season! And most of the people that "star" on "the Real World" especially the people on some of the more recent seasons are some of the most obnoxious, vapid morons known to man!!
So to my fellow New Yorkers get ready for seven twats hand picked by MTV casting to be invading The McCarren Pool parties, shows at Pete's Candy Store, Union Hall, Southpaw and The Williamsburg Music Hall and bars all across Williamsburg and other parts of Brooklyn and Manhattan!! And I wonder if the "job" the gang gets is doing booking for the Williamsburg Music Hall or if it's a city related "job" like working with kids at a city run day camp.
I can totally predict how these episodes are gonna go; the token innocent suburban rich spoiled girl from the mid-west is gonna get drunk at the Black Keys McCarren Park show and make out with the token bisexual wild child girl. The next episode the gang will be at Pete's Candy Store for a show and the token bisexual wild child girl will hook up with some dude in a really shitty band, that MTV paid Pete's Candy Store to put on their stage, then the token bisexual wild child girl and the guy in a shitty band will go back to the apartment and get event drunker and have sex on camera; all in front of the token innocent rich spoiled suburban girl who will act all traumatized by the experience but not really; cause the token rich innocent suburban spoiled girl really wanted the dude in the shitty band all to herself and so now she's pissed at the token wild child bisexual girl and they get into a fight . Throw the token angry bitchy girl into that mix and a fight starts on camera between all three girls and the token really nice guy will break up the fight. In the following episode the token douche bag conservative republican jock from Texas will get into a fight with one of the locals at Union Pool, the token gay guy will get into fights with the token douche bag conservative republican jock guy over his sexuality, then in the next shot we see the token gay guy at a bar in Chelsea complaining to his friends about the token douche bag conservative republican jock; the token bitchy girl will call her boyfriend to talk about how much she hates her roommates. And then; the token really nice guy and the token douche bag conservative republican jock will find some skanks from the south shore of Long Island hanging out at The Alligator Lounge (those girls went there just to get on the show) get drunk with them and bring them back to the apartment and the douche bag jock will hook up with one, the token nice guy just talks to the other, he meets the real love of his life while riding his bike on the Williamsburg Waterfront. And it's reveled in that episode that the token bitchy girl has an eating disorder.
See there!! I can write episodes of "The Real World" and make it look real!! That's how predictable this show has gotten!!
Anyway I urge hipsters and non hipsters of Billysburg and elsewhere to unite! Let MTV know we don't want their trite and contrived shitty show shooting in Brooklyn or anywhere in New York for that matter! Time for MTV to end this mess of a show and not make anymore of these douche bags household names!!
http://gothamist.com/2008/05/13/real_world_broo.php
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
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