The apocalypse is upon us...

Sorry today I'm in such a ranting mood! Interviews up and posted by the end of the week.

RANT NUMBER #1: Last night, I was talking to a friend who does A&R for a indie label and we were talking about the whole Spitzer affair. The talk turned to "Kristen" or Ashley Alexandra Dupre's music and my friend had mentioned that someone had emailed her Ashley Alexandra Dupre's music but she didn't have a chance to listen to it as of yet. And I had heard it on AAD's myspace page and I thought it was really awful, I told my friend that it sounded like really really bad Britney Spears! I also mentioned that at least with Britney she has a passable singing voice (made better by pro tools) and a few really good well crafted pop songs that are easily guilty pleasure songs i.e. "Toxic" and "Baby One More Time" where as Ashley Alexandra Dupre's songs and voice aren't well crafted enough to make some one's guilty pleasure list...they just suck (sorry no pun intended there)! My friend mentioned that it's not the sleazy porno type guy (who I thought would finance a record for this girl) looking to make a buck off of Ashley Alexandra Dupre's music....it's the major labels!! This just infuriates me, cause I know so many genuinely really very talented musicians who are working their asses off to get some type of deal and this no talent bimbo who gets signed to a major label deal cause she fucked the Governor of New York for money!? No wonder why the major labels are doomed! GGRRGRRR!! Well at least if she does get signed to a deal maybe she'll have one hit and by this time next year she'll be desperately trying to get back in the spotlight by promoting her porno flick on the Stern show!

RANT#2 Dear Heather Mills,
You are a psycho, lying, gold digger! You got your millions outta Sir. Paul...NOW JUST GO AWAY!!! Stop appearing on TV crying saying that people are after you, Sir Paul is a drunk who beat you and Linda, he made me walk off a flight etc. While I'm sure Sir. Paul wasn't the easiest person to live with, but your past track record with ex boyfriends, your father and others has proven you to be nothing more then a liar! Even the judge in your divorce trial called you a liar! And your really not winning the "I'm not a gold digger and I'm out to tell the truth about" argument when you say shit like 35, 000 pounds a week isn't enough money to raise my daughter! Me who never met any of the McCartneys.... just from reading and seeing interviews throught the years with Paul, Linda and Stella McCartney I knew that Paul raised his children very modestly and normally. The McCartney kids went to UK versions of US public schools over private ritzy boarding schools and held summer jobs as kids. And little news flash.. the majority of the world barely makes 35g's a year at their jobs!! And what's up with bugging someone's phone...isn't that illegal? And that judge in the divorce case should have thrown your crazy one legged ass in the pokey for dumping water on the head of Paul's lawyer! Had you pulled that stunt in a court room in the states...your ass would have been in contemptive court faster then you can say I want that royalty money from "Silly Love Songs"! Your reasoning for dumping the water over the lawyer's head was cause she was saying bad things about you....what are you six years old!? A good PR move would be to JUST GO AWAY AND FADE FROM PUBLIC VIEW!! Your really making yourself look like an even bigger crazier cunt then before every time you open your mouth!! Your poor daughter!!

Rant #3: Damn you ABC for turning me into a "Dancing With the Stars" addict!! I drew the line at watching "The British Bachelor"! But I did watch "Dancing With the Stars" last evening and *gasp* was hooked! And who the freak knew that Penn Jillette from Penn and Teller can actually move and is a really good dancer!? And Priscilla Presley should lay off the plastic surgery, she's starting to get that scary kabuki mask look!


Okay.... few I feel better!